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Cool Things

by The Hoots

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Robert Greene
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Robert Greene As a singer/songwriter, I am drawn to kid's music. I entertain at a couple elementary schools and enjoy the energy that kids show. I also help them write their own songs. Favorite track: Clap Your Hands.
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1.
Harv 02:24
I know this hippo named Harv He lives in a river called the Congo He spends his days cleaning his teeth While little tiny fishes swim under his feet He goes plop plop plop On the river rock It’s a real good thing He wears his water socks Now Harv is kind of a big hippo He has a real hard time finding clothes His swim trunks are always too small And they just won’t let him go into the mall He goes plop plop plop On the river rock It’s a real good thing He wears his water socks Now Harv loves the sunshine And laying out on the shore He has real pretty purple skin That he loves the other hippos to adore But, today Harv forgot to put Sunscreen under his arms He laid out on his back, and got a sun burn on his arm pits poor poor harv (what were you thinking Harv?) He goes plop plop plop On the river rock It’s a real good thing He wears his water socks He goes plop plop plop On the river rock And he’ll never forget To wear his sun block!
2.
Peanut butter has jelly And the sand has the sea A Twinkie has its filling And an Oreo its cream Just clap together your hands And stomp your feet on the floor The world is better when things come together Just clap your hands some more A cupcake has its frosting And a pizza has its cheese A paper has its pencil And a popsicle needs to freeze twins have each other Like socks have their friends Peas have their pods And salt and pepper do blend Just clap together your hands And stomp your feet on the floor The world is better when things come together Just clap your hands some more Its easy and its fun To do while your singing along Put your hands together And clap to the beat of the song (all together now) Clap Clap Clap Clap Together Your Hands Stomp Stomp Stomp Those feet on the floor The world is better when things come together Just clap your hands some more Just clap together your hands And stomp your feet on the floor The world is better when things come together Just clap your hands some more Just clap together your hands And stomp your feet on the floor The world is better when things come together Just clap your hands some more Clap your hands some more (And Stomp Your Feet)
3.
I'm gonna walk around the block And see what is there to see Yesterday I saw a squirrel climbing up a tree And I know this pond behind this lawn It has fish you would not believe If You grab a hold my hand, you could come along with me Would you come along with me? Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me If I come with you, would you then come with me? There's a book at the library I really want to read or we could find a lizard, I'm not so into fish Or we could build a mud house, so i could cross that off my list Would you come along with me? Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me It is always fun to have company plus I like lizards too so of course I'll come with you And if the rain it falls while we're outside I have got an umbrella to keep us warm and dry Would you come along with me? Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me Come Along yeah Come Along Come Along with me Just Come along with me.
4.
You don’t have to be from Memphis to be a King You don’t have to be Elvis to learn to sing You don’t have to be John Wayne to Ride Just saddle on up and give it a try Because you don’t have to be from Texas to be a cowboy Just Sing Yee-Ha Woo-Whoo You’ll be happier if you do You don’t have to be Neil Armstrong to walk the moon Just put your mind to it, you’ll be doing it soon You don’t have to be Lance to ride Just get out on those two wheels and try Because, you don’t have to be from Texas to be a cowboy Just Sing Yee-Ha Woo-Whoo You’ll be happier if you do You don’t have to be perfect to do your best But learn everything you can before that next test And Sing Yee-Ha Woo-Whoo You’ll be happier if you do Now you’re a cowboy (or a cowgirl) Whatever suits YEE-HA!
5.
You'll never find me far from a bottle It's salty it's sweet It goes on anything It's red like beets And tastes so good to me Cause - I am the king of ketchup I am the king of ketchup baby I am the king of ketchup I am the king And don't say maybe It goes on eggs, it goes on roast It goes on french fries and it goes on toast (Toast!?) It goes on pickles It goes in stew It goes under buns It is necessary at BBQs Cause - I am the king of ketchup I am the king of ketchup baby I am the king of ketchup I am the king And don't say maybe Bridge: I don't care if it gets on my fingers I don't care if it gets in my clothes If I could go swim in a pool if it I'd use French fries to plug my nose. Cause - I am the king of ketchup I am the king of ketchup baby I am the king of ketchup I am the king And don't say maybe Remember if you get stuck in the mustard you can always ketchup Cause - I am the king of ketchup I am the king of ketchup baby I am the king of ketchup I am the king Of Ketchup
6.
Teressa 03:08
Teressa Tree Frog lives in a Willow Tree She Ribbets at spiders and she talks in her sleep Teressa likes parties She thinks dressing up is neat So she shades her eyelids And she paints her feet She says your feet are so important For getting you around If you’re going to hop from branch to branch Be careful when you get down Be careful when you get down Teressa likes cupcakes and wearing gold for flare She loves brushing her teeth because she doesn’t have any hair She has beautiful brown eyes They are a freckled pair And when she raises her eyebrows (those eye lids) The bullfrogs they do stare The bullfrogs they do stare She says your feet are so important For getting you around If you’re going to hop from branch to branch Be careful when you get down Be careful when you get down And She goes Ribbet – Ribbet Ribbet – Ribbet Ribbet – Ribbet Ribbet She says your feet are so important For getting you around If you’re going to hop from branch to branch Be careful when you get down She says your feet are so important For getting you around If you’re going to hop from branch to branch Be careful when you get down Be careful when you get down And Clean them when you Get Down
7.
Monsters 03:15
There’s no more monsters underneath my bed I turned the lights on and saw that they weren’t there The sun had gone to bed And every light in the house was low I had a calm and relaxing feeling it was off to bed I go Cause there’s no more monsters underneath my bed I turned the lights on and saw that they weren’t there And I know if I start feeling board I can always count some sheep And I know with my favorite blanket I can always get some sleep Cause there’s no more monsters underneath my bed I turned the lights on and saw that they weren’t there That’s when I saw it It was leering over me It was dark and scary Big and harry It was Staring down at me I didn’t know just what to do So I screamed I held my breath I closed my eyes I turned on the lights (But it was only a shadow from two socks and one shoe / reflecting off the street light coming through the window of his room) Cause there’s no more monsters underneath my bed I turned the lights on and saw that they weren’t there
8.
Bumble 03:06
This here friends is the story of Bumble and How he got his sting Bumble wasn’t a bird And he wasn’t a fly He wasn’t a mosquito he had some stripes Colored Yellow and gold He was slow like slug And had fur like a mole Bumble's wings were small His body was wide The flies called him Lumpy made Bumble want to cry The wasps, tried to bite him And said lazy Bee You're a big old whimp When he flew - He made a Buzzing sound Buzz buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz all around Bumble wasn't fast and he wasn't mean he had no stinger and he had small wings He had no friends of which to speak and everyone made fun of his pudgy physique so he set off alone on a quest to think. Bumble flew into the desert he found a cactus with thorns It was the thing he needed for the bullies to leave him alone He flew towards the cactus and turned when it was near And he plunged a thorn right into his own fuzzy rear When he flew - He made a Buzzing sound Buzz buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz all around His stinger was strong It worked like a dream When a wasp tried to bite Bumble gave him a sting when the flies called him names Bumble stung like a dart And said be nice for a change When he flew - He made a Buzzing sound Buzz buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz all around So remember if you see Bumble Bee flying around don't you swat and don't scream cause he'll only sting you if you choose to be mean When he flew - He made a Buzzing sound Buzz buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz all around And that friends is how Bumble got his sting
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10.
Oh Oh 02:02
Grab that apple and taste it Try a lemon too You’ll never know until you try And they both are good for you Sing: Oh Oh Ee Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Pet that puppy gently And pet that Kitty too If you don't pull their hair They'll wantta be friends with you! Sing: Oh Oh Ee Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Squish that Play-Do between your fingers Squeeze the Sand between your toes Lean in close and smell that pretty flower Then laugh when you blow your nose Then Laugh when you blow your nose Laugh when you blow you nose Sing: Oh Oh Ee Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
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Cool Things 03:03
Now some folks will will try to tell you Its better to be tall But I can think of a couple a reasons it's cool being small You see things around you that others just don't see Like the underside of door handles and sea shells on the beach Ba Ba Ba du Ba buh Ba Ba Ba Du Baaaa In the Long Run - You'll Grow taller In the short Run - Grab a stool, why bother Worrying about the things you got coming to you? Think of the cool things that you can do! You can crawl inside of cupboards And Under table tops Reach inside the dryer And easily pet the dog Ba Ba Ba du Ba buh Ba Ba Ba Du Baaaa In the Long Run - You'll Grow taller In the short Run - Grab a stool, why bother Worrying about the things you got coming to you? Think of the cool things that you can do! There's Happy Meals and Kids Menu's Crazy colored balls that you can bounce in and out of but not if you're tall There's Crayons at restaurants and awesome booster seats And delicious chewable vitamins But they don't make those for me In the Long Run - You'll Grow taller In the short Run - Grab a stool, why bother Worrying about the things you got coming to you? In the Long Run - You'll Grow taller In the short Run - Grab a stool, why bother Worrying about the things you got coming to you? Think of the cool things that you can do!

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Awards and Accolades for Cool Things:

- Winner of a 2013 Parent's Choice Award;

- Winner of a 2013 Family Choice Award;

- Winner of a 2013 Parent Tested Parent Approved Award;

- Winner of a 2013 Creative Child Award;

- Winner of a 2013 Tillywig Toy Company Award;

- Featuring the song Bumble a Top 5 Winner of the 2013 Great
American Song Contest;

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released August 17, 2011

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The Hoots from the the show Hoot Quarters, play children's oriented music rooted in folk, Americana, and rock. The songs, with their catchy melodies and fun themes, are familiar, yet unique. It is music that kids love and their parents more than tolerate! ... more

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